Description
- ABOUT: Zahler’s ParaGuard is an advanced intestinal flora support
- SIGNS OF IMBALANCE: The most common signs of reduced vitality and imbalance are diarrhea or constipation, gas, bloating, nausea and fatigue
- INGREDIENTS: Contains a unique blend of herbs including Wormwood, Pumpkin Seed, Garlic Bulb and more
- BENEFITS: Zahler’s ParaGuard optimizes digestive flora and supports healthy intestinal microorganism balance
- MADE IN USA: Manufactured and bottled in a state of art GMP certified facility
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Melinda Garibay –
I was having major discomfort after eating because I eat unhealthy. A day into taking this I felt better, with more energy. My stomach wasn’t hurting and it was easier to go poo. I didn’t see worms. I did the mild tx. I may go for intensive next round
I did purchase charcoal to help with the realized toxins and it helped I think
Alf –
It seems to show improvement after using for one week. Will continue to use for a month and monitor the result. According to some articles by functional medicine pratictioner, nose blocking during sleep can be cause by parasite. Therefore I am trying out ParaGuard to cleanse the body. After trying for one week, the nose blocking problem seems to have gone and itchy eyes and skins seems to have subsided. However, will continue the treatment and see the result later.
Nat –
I started taking ParaGuard because I ate a hamburger that was undercooked and had a stomach ache for weeks.
After a week of taking ParaGuard, along with Mimosa Pudica, two worms came out.
No more stomach aches! Very happy with the product. It tastes natural and I find it easy to take it 3 or 4 times a day.
Jacque Sue –
Paraguard diary
Day one. 4/14/2022
Took my first soft gel at 9am after explaining this process with the work fam. (They are 50/50 intrigued/disgusted) I waited for waves of abdominal cramps and possibly the faint screaming of worms šŖ± living in my gut that were immediately within the soft gels path of parasite š¦ destruction. Nothing. Silence. No poop. No pain.
Took the second soft gel @1300ā¦ waited for parasitic screamingā¦ nauseaā¦ anything. Nothing. (Re-read bottleā¦ Iām doing it correctly 3 soft gels daily x 10days)
Took the third and final soft gel of āday oneā @2000. Some squeaky farts here and there (not far from my normal baseline in the land of flatus)ā¦ however when listening for the sound of worms fighting for their livesā¦ I hear Nothing. Going to sleep soonā¦ sort of regret not sneaking home an adult pull upā¦ the thought of waking up in a pile of fecal covered worms after an over trusted sleeping fart sort of scares me more than donning an adult briefā¦ Iām braveā¦ kids are with their dadā¦ James is working overnight and the dogs quite literally like to sniff each otherās chocolate starfishes dailyā¦ the risk of embarrassment is low at this point. Maybe Iāll sleep on Jamesā side of the bed just incase? Goodnight š
Day two. 4/15/2022
Woke up clean and dry. Went to the bathroom to pee and have zero urge to explode worm carcasses into the water of our āOprah toiletsā (they are extra fancy and are push button flushersā¦ smaller button for pee, both for deuceā¦ which is obviously hella cool) a win for me and the dogsā¦ time to go take day twos first soft gelā¦ 0700. Small nugget poop just now, followed by Irish coffeeā¦ Iām sadā¦ my gi tract is aware that I am emotional ā¦ Iām nervousā¦ Today is Sandies funeral. I wonder how I get myself doing things like ādewormingā when I have real life ish to doā¦ like speaking at my moms best friends funeral. Oh well, Iāve not had anything other than farts since last nightā¦ I hear my moms friends voice ādrive it like ya stole it Jack!ā 2nd soft gel down the hatch with a vodka drink I made for this funeralā¦ I wonder if my gut worms š are actually just too intoxicated to react to paraguard? Are they drunk and slow? Not noticing they are getting weaker and death is upon them? Drunk little worm šŖ± bastards arenāt the only dead thing in this funeral parlorā¦ sort of feeling some movementā¦ oh for the love of all things sacredā¦ please donāt shart drunk worms at Sandieās funeralā¦ honestly, sheās deadā¦ she wonāt know. If she was alive she would laugh her ass off. I am going to miss that broad. I probably shouldnāt have accepted this invitation to speak today. Suddenly sharp cramps ebb and flow throughout my lower abdomen. Goosebumps on my arms. Beads of sweat across my upper lip. Iāve gotta take the browns to the super bowl! I standā¦ small side steps to the door and Iām outside! Now, where is the closest toilet? Wawa!!! As I make my way to the caca shangri-laā¦ my stupid car goes into limp mode (a-friggen-gain). This is what I get for owning the same make as Hitler! Iām experiencing an extreme case of the backdoor trots and am reduced to 10 mph as punishment for all of the evil things that where done to the Jews. I make a promise to myself at this very moment that if I can get to the toilet š½ without soiling myself I will sell this car. I finally turn into the wawaā¦. Park all cattywampus and make a sprint to the porcelain god! I made it just in time to expel the fluffiest turds ever. (A woman in the next stall gasped) I made it, Iām safe. I hesitate to inspect the demon feces yet I take a glance, orangish in color and fluffy, like a corpse floating in the Delaware for a few days fluffy. š I return to the hitlermobile and drive to the dealershipā¦ sell said nazi wheels and the courtesy shuttle delivers me to my uncles business. Irish twin to my mother, my uncle Jim. He has a whip, I turn the key, itās mine. Goodbye Florence, hello Large Marge (Miss Trunchbull) . I drive home and rejoice. My new whip has fabric seats, time to plan ahead for the next 8 days of deworming.
Third and final soft gel for āday twoā Iām hesitant yet dedicated to the cause. Kill the parasites, drop some lbs. letās do this!
Day three (4/16/2022)
Soft gel one@0730ā¦ nothing.
Soft gel two@1345ā¦ nothing.
Soft gel three@1930ā¦ nothing.
Day four (4/17/2022)
Woke up to a noise, a few weeks back someone tried to open our sunroom door in the middle of the night and ran off, since thenā¦ Iāve been a bit jumpy when I hear things, however as I sit up to get a better position to listen for a potential intruderā¦ I smell it, well, well, wellā¦ turns out I merely farted myself awake. Itās Easter, he has risen and so has my air biscuit. I fart again and woke doggo Shermanā¦
Another trouser cough and I decide to exit the bed and head downstairs before I wake everyone up with my rear acoustics. As I make my decent down each step itās like someone behind me has a duck call. Each. And. Every. Step. I stop. The āduckā following me stopsā¦ now Iām silly, I start to giggle and with that the O-ring oboe soundsā¦ I silently mouth āIām sorryā to all of the humans sleeping upstairs and beef walk to the kitchen. Peace be with you all mommas got the windy poops. I get to the kitchen and take soft gel one of the day. Drink coffee, and hope for the best. As Iām getting ready for work I feel some movement. Sit down on the thunder mug and release a small nugget poohā¦ this is unlike meā¦ can mountains of dead worm carcasses constipate? Soft gel twoā¦ nothing. I go to work. Coworker who talked me into this paraguard adventure asked if I had seen wormsā¦ sadly noā¦ she said to wait for day 7/8ā¦ guess Wednesday and Thursday are gonna be lit! Finally home after stopping for some soup from wawa, Easter feast of champions. Soft gel three. Weird clay like shatā¦ time to give these worms some vodkaā¦ itās only right before they die.
Day five (4/18/2022)
Soft gel oneā¦ nothing
Took both soft gel two and three before bed because the day got away from me. Please donāt let me defecate in my bed.
Day six (4/19/22)
All three soft gels
Had a large bowel movement and turned to look at itā¦ I understand now that I can go for the rest of my life without actually knowing it there were worms in meā¦ if there were and I canāt see them, so be it! Iām not examining my feces. Final answer.
Day seven (4/20/22)
Soft gel oneā¦ chased by coffee. I obviously fear nothing.
Soft gel twoā¦ rumble in the lower regionā¦ to the bathroom! Evacuation of the large intestine was a success. I look at the fudge dragonā¦ no obvious worms šŖ± as I visualize this bowl of possible worm corpses the automatic flusher takes them away to the oceanā¦ I suddenly get the urge to sit back down. I do. Itās ārocket poopā (incredibly gasious poop shooting out of your butt at high speeds, because of all the build up of gas pressure behind the poop) How are there more Barbarians at the rear gate? I sit again, make like Snoop and ‘Drop it like it’s hot.
Gel three of the dayā¦ Iāve crapped 5 times today.
Day eight (4/21/2022)
Soft gel oneā¦ chased by coffeeā¦ I choose violence todayā¦ as if I can possibly deploy another USS Brownfish?
Soft gel twoā¦ the smell that is coming from me is pure death. Itās like I have old man farts.
Soft gel threeā¦ hot boxed myself on the drive home tonight. Deworming is not my favorite.
Day nine (4/22/2022)
Soft gel oneā¦ consumed with coffee because Iām an absolute glutton for punishment. I feel Movement as Iām triaging a patient at bedsideā¦ oh my, the hair on my arms is standing up and my upper lip is beaded with sweatā¦ must make it to the Oval Office immediately before I release flyarrhea into my scrubs. I make it in time to give these dead worm soldiers a dishonorable discharge straight into the chodbin. Itās unstoppable and forcefully exiting meā¦ I have no control. Why do I make these bad choices in life? This is not the time to go down this rabbit hole of emotionā¦ I have to regain some sort of sphincter control. I can wallow in my misery of poor decision making later. Oh my goodness, I left baby wipes in here earlier. Maybe my choices arenāt too poor.
I am not a hearty enough specimen for this type of gi cleansing.
I am officially waiving the white flag!!! I surrender. If there are any worms šŖ± left in my gut they deserve to live in my body forever. I have given the remainder of my paraguard murder pills to a coworker. I am passing the baton.
Donnie –
First of all the product arrived 10 days earlier than expected. I have heard so much about this product and thought I’ll give it a go it definitely lived up to the expectations and I can confirm it is doing what it is meant to do without going in to much details. Can’t wait to start my whole family on it.
A.C –
For all the folks claiming their insides were full of parasitesā¦Iām skeptic to say the least. No improvement or difference seen so far
Helen –
I have been using the Zahler ParaGuard Herbal formula for 6 days now, I like the freshness of the flavour (which others, I have read stated was awful). I woke up this morning feeling great. My eyes are more focused and clearer, I feel lighter in myself and had more energy when doing morning exercise. I have experienced one day of increased bowel movements, I am hoping this will continue – going from once a day to 3-4 times a day. I will complete the 10 days and repeat as per instruction.
It is easy to add the recommended dosage (three times a day) into a daily schedule.
Donna Beaver –
Ok! So.. a little background! I had a diverticulitis diagnosis when I was 39.. so 13 years ago. I had to have surgery to remove half of my colon. I felt like a million bucks and it came back 5 years later. I have learned to manage any flare ups.. but I lack good bacteria from the medications they gave me before surgery. Iām on pro and prebiotics .. and alot of vitamins. But the bloating is ridiculous .. Iām not a big person and so it really drives me crazy. I was skeptical.. and to be honest so far .. either Iām blind or possibly donāt know how to analyze poop š¤·š»āāļø But I havenāt seen anything weird yet.. I am only on day 4ā¦ I am doing 30 drops twice a day but I will increase it to 3 times a day starting tomorrow. I donāt know if itās just taking longer for me or what.. but I can report I havenāt had any diarrhea and no constipation .. itās been business as usual but I TRULY hope this works for me .. Iāll post an update in a month !
Saketa Bell –
I bought this product because I follow qsimone_ and I loved the results it gave her. The drops took forever to count out so I only did that the first day, now I take 2 sips twice a day. When you swallow It has strong burning sensation which I like. If you are sensitive to taste perhaps mix it with applesauce. I love the results so far which is day 4 for me. Oh 10 days is too long so I’m just doing 5 days every other month.
Amazon Customer –
My husband and I had concerns about potential parasites, couldn’t have gas without poo involved, I took these for almost 10 days but had to stop cause my monthly came and I NEVER have pain like other women do. The pain eased the day after stopping however, I have been regulated ever sense and poo has not accompanied any gas, and the gas thing is back to normal meaning, it doesn’t happen as much at all and if it does, it doesn’t smell like something died. As for my husband, we think he may have an underlying condition, wish me luck getting him to go see the Doc.